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Arms retrieval: It will fail if targeted at the opposition – Owaji-Ibani

The speaker, Rivers State House of Assembly, Ikuinyi Owaji-Ibani has described as a welcome development, the Federal Government’s move to retrieve arms and ammunitions in possession of unauthorized persons.

Mr Ibani, reacting to the recent Federal Government’s order to retrieve arms from hunters, vigilantes, and other people who ought not to carry arms in an interview with the press at the Port Harcourt International airport, said that if the people are allowed to carry arms illegally, it will increase criminality in the society.

Mr Ibani who said that the Order should carry no political undertone, noted that the exercise will fail if government’s action is targeted at the opposition.

He said that the State House of assembly, will continue to pass laws that will bring meaningful development to the state, adding that every action of Government, at the federal, state and local levels should be for the interest of the people.

Garden city is now a garbage city. Obuah should resign – Kabari

A chieftain of the All Progressive Congress in Rivers State, Kadilo Kabari, has called on the sole administrator of the Rivers State waste management agency, RIWAMA, Bro Felix Obuah to resign following the comments by the Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, that the agency has failed.

Kadilo Kabari maintained that the Governor’s comment amounts to a vote of no confidence on the RIWAMA boss.

“I want to commend the executive Governor of Rivers state for the courage to admit an area his administration has failed, among many others.

“The Garden City has indeed become the garbage city. In the light of this, I call on Chief Felix Obuah to resign having received a vote of no confidence from no other person than the Governor himself.

“Should he fail, then the Governor should do the needful, to show that he is not playing politics with an area as important as sanitation. Rivers state should be clean” he said!

Amaechi wants to destabilize security structure – PDP says

The Rivers chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party has accused the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi of plans to destabilize the security structure of the state put together by the government of Governor Nyesom Wike.

The publicity secretary of the party in Rivers state, Samuel Nwanosike, made the allegation in Etche when he received over 3,000 former members of the APC in Etche Local Government area. He said that the plan was perfected at a meeting in Abuja.

“We heard, from those that he invited day before yesterday to Abuja, that they’re planning to attack innocent Rivers state people.

“Well we want to stand here today, as Grassroot development initiative and as grassroot people, and officially tell security agents to put it on record, that Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi has called a meeting in Abuja a few nights ago, and has organized a plan to disrupt the security infrastructure of Rivers State, that has been organized and heavily built by Nyesom Wike”

Nwanosike Samuel further alleged that Amaechi having lost grip of the power to control the fortune of the state, is purportedly planing to implicate top chieftains of the PDP.

“They have planned in their meeting that, they would go and plant pump action, they will plant AK 47 in the house of PDP leaders, so that they will start arresting our people.

“Well we are over 5 million Rivers People, there is no way one man can stop us”. Nwanosike said!

It is time for progress – Suzette Wike

Wife of Rivers State Governor, Justice Suzette Eberechi Wike has said that the 2018 international women’s day should usher in a time for progressive upliftment of women in the society.

The First Lady, who applauded women for their courage, maintained that the International Women’s Day is observed every 8th of March to celebrate acts of courage, determination and progress made by women who have played unique and extraordinary roles in the history of their communities and nations.

She said: “It is also a day where all women across the globe are recognized for their achievements and contributions without regard to ethnic, linguistic, cultural, economic or political differences”

She reiterated the call for the transformation of women’s lives especially those living in the rural areas as they make up over a quarter of the world population but are being left behind in every measure of development.

“These rural women mostly engage in agricultural labour force, till the land and plant seeds to feed our nations. They toil day and night just to ensure food security for their families and communities.

“Yet, on almost every aspect of development or privileges, because of deep seated gender inequalities and discrimination that still exist in our different communities, these rural women fare worse than we can imagine.

“Though much progress have been made to protect and promote both urban and rural women’s rights in recent times, but we still need to do a lot more.

“United Nation’s report on gender parity shows that the majority of the world’s 1.3 billion absolute poor are women and that a good number of those in paid employment recieve between 30 to 40% less pay than their male counter part earn for the same work.

“Women also continue to be victims of violence, trafficking, harmful traditional practices such as forced and (or) early child marriage, female genital mutilation, wife inheritance etc, with rape and domestic violence listed as significant causes of disability and death among women worldwide.

“Thus, our collective actions and responsibilities in ensuring an end to all forms of violence, discrimination and marginalization of our women and girls, will greatly aid in making this yearly celebration successful.

“I therefore urge our fathers, brothers, husbands, sons and all concerned, to join in the global campaign of empowerment of our rural and urban women in all settings, and to further encourage all those working relentlessly in ensuring that women’s rights and full potentials are realized.

“Together, let’s all press for the progress of our women and girls today and always, in order not to leave any woman behind” she said.

This year’s edition of international women’s day was greeted with fanfare in and around Port Harcourt as women engaged with each other by visiting the less privileged and the disabled.

Buhari’s planned visit to Rivers ill-conceived

President Mohammadu Buhari to Rivers state

Social political commentator, Sir Opunabor Inko-Tariah, has described as “belated subterfuge”, the planned visit by President Mohammadu Buhari to Rivers state.

Tariah, the former media adviser to Governor Nyesom Wike, said in Port Harcourt, Rivers state Tuesday, that many among the Rivers populace would not be impressed by the coming of the president because he failed to come when most expected.

He said, “The reason advanced is that he is going round crisis-ridden states, and Rivers, as we all know, is not a crisis-ridden state. When we expected him he never came. Now we’ve been able to contain the situation.

“In Rivers state, the governor has been able to contain the situation and there is peace, so why come now? That’s why a lot of us are a bit suspicious. The visit, to me, is a subterfuge. You’ve been there for three years and all through you never visited Port Harcourt”

He, however, acknowledged perceived nuisance value in the anticipated visit, hoping it would afford the state the opportunity to seize the president’s disposition on the poor state of key federal projects in Rivers.

“Elections are by the corner, political hustling has started, you want to visit Rivers state under the guise of security. It doesn’t really make sense to me, but the advantage we hope would be that he’s going to visit the Bonny-Bodo Road and our airport that has been abandoned for some time now.

“Perhaps he’s also going to address the Ogoni cleanup that was more or less a subterfuge policy because that cleanup contract was awarded long ago and it has not been financed, so we are not really impressed with the visit”, he further said;

It is a girl.

Amarachi

“It’s a girl”, announced the doctor after several hours of labour.

The sweaty, completely tired mother heaved an unhappy sigh as she lay against the pillows…wondering how the child’s father would handle the disappointment of the news of a sixth daughter in a row when he desperately wanted a son.

The man pacing anxiously outside the labor room walked off angrily when he received the news. Another girl? No way, he was done!

Barely a month later he was presenting wine to the father of another woman who he hoped would birth him sons for a change.

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“It’s a girl”, mumbled the boy in fear,cowering away from his father holding his results sheet.

The man abruptly jumped to his feet and slapped him hard in the face.

“A girl beat you? You let a mere girl beat you to second position? You’re a disgrace! No girl should be able to beat you unless you’re a weakling! Get out of my sight,you sissy!”

The following term the news broke that a child had been poisoned by an unknown schoolmate.

She lay in a critical condition in the hospital and missed her exams. The boy triumphantly went home with the coveted first position that term.

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“It’s a girl”, announced the male secretary with a snicker as the next applicant was called in for her interview.

“I beg your pardon”, the young woman corrected him in some irritation.

“Please refer to me as a lady”, she corrected him politely.

The panel conducting the interview stared at her as she took her seat.

“You do realize that we emphasized the position was for a male only?”,demanded the head of the crew impatiently.

“I’m a qualified engineer sir”, courteously said the woman before them. “I do my job as well as the next man and I know my onions as far as the field of aeronautical engineering is concerned. My qualifications speak for me, I also had a first class-”

“We do not want a woman, period!”, snapped the CEO, letting her know his pun was very well intended. “Let’s not waste each other’s time,please. Next!”

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“it’s a girl”, giggled the caretaker over the phone.

“You mean a woman”,corrected the Landlord. “Well, let her husband sign the agreement form and pay the initial deposit into my account”

“I told you its a girl”, snickered the amused caretaker. “She’s not married. No ring on her finger but she has the complete rent right now and she’s willing to pay everything at once”

“No way!”, screeched the Landlord angrily. “No unmarried woman enters my premises. They are always devious and promiscuous! Tell her the flat is unavailable!”

The caretaker turned to the unhappy young lady by his side as the phone went dead.

“See what I told you? The man is adamant. I advice you get a guyfriend of yours to pose as your husband if you really want this apartment”

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“It’s a girl”, announced the unhappy umpire after counting the votes again.

“Are you kidding me?? Don’t even let them hear it outside this room! We shall count the votes again. And if she still wins,we’ll tell them otherwise. The VC will have a seizure if he hears we’re getting a female Students Union president instead of his favorite candidate. And you want to lose your share of the cut he promised us??”

“I definitely agree with you. Women are trouble, I swear. We shall count again. Probably manipulate the figures if we have to…”

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“It’s a girl though”, said the agent from the Nanny’s agency.

The woman shook her head with displeasure. ” No,thank you. I prefer a male help please.”

“Male helps are quite scarce at the moment,Madam. And our girls are very well trained and well behaved too”.

“Unless she’s extremely ugly or perhaps elderly, I don’t want any female help. The last one almost seduced my husband and thereafter screamed rape when she was caught. I do not want a repeat episode please” sniffed the pissed client.

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“It’s a girl”

“Oh,she’s a woman”

How many times have these words 👆inspired fear, a sense of threat, or outright discrimination?

The girlchild is often perceived as an inferior human in our society, often from birth she is already on a race against time to self actualization and proving her self-worth.

Many a time she grows into adulthood and loses herself in the battlefield of motherhood and wifely duties, and forgotten till she is needed again by a man for one thing or the other.

But slowly and surely,times are changing.

Women are no longer just building homes and raising children, they are building enviable careers and shaking the world.

The universe is fast realizing that the girl/woman is not just a Vagina but a Brain.

Shout out to all women all over the world.

We are getting there.

Happy International

Sustainable financing for economic development Mobilizing Africa’s resources .

The imperative of domestic resource mobilization

In 2018, the economic outlook across sub-Saharan Africa will continue to improve as the non resource-intensive economies expand at solid rates while the resource-intensive ones consolidate recoveries from the 2014 terms of trade shock. The latest projections have the region’s aggregate gross domestic product (GDP) growth rising further this year, albeit at a subdued 3.4 percent rate, from a trough of 1.4 percent in 2016. Thereafter, growth strengthens to almost 4 percent by 2022.

Half of the economies in sub-Saharan Africa will expand over the next five years at an average rate similar to or higher than the rate that prevailed in the heyday of the “Africa rising” narrative.

This aggregate contour masks significant differences across countries. Importantly, the recovery will remain tepid in Angola, Nigeria, and South Africa, the continent’s largest economies with growth averaging under 2 percent—which is below the rate of population growth—over the next five years. These large economies are at risk of a lost decade unless policymakers implement significant reforms to shift the growth model away from excessive reliance on oil in Angola and Nigeria and, in the case of South Africa, to overcome structural problems—many inherited from the apartheid era.

Excluding these large economies or focusing on the country-level growth rates reveals a significantly brighter outlook. Aggregate growth for the region rises to 5 percent in 2018 and reaches 6.4 percent by 2022 (Figure 2.1). About half of the world’s fastest-growing economies will still be located on the continent, with over 20 economies expanding at an average rate of 5 percent or higher over the next five years, faster than the 3.7 percent rate for the global economy. Ghana, Ethiopia, Côte d’Ivoire, Senegal, Rwanda, Tanzania, Burkina Faso, Sierra Leone, Benin, and Guinea will continue to be the top-10 performers this year, respectively. Importantly, as shown in Figure 2.2, half of the economies in sub-Saharan Africa will expand over the next five years at an average rate similar to or higher than the rate that prevailed in the heyday of the “Africa rising” narrative between 2000 and 2014, suggesting that it might be premature to call for end of the region’s economic promise.

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Even with relatively bright economic prospects in several countries, the challenges facing the region’s economies are daunting, particularly in the financing environment. Sustaining the economic momentum or, in the case of oil exporters, regaining it will require more efforts from their governments to mobilize domestic resources as external financing conditions will prove more difficult.

Revenues from commodity exports will still lower in 2018

First, the relatively subdued outlook for several commodity prices will deprive many countries of vital export earnings to help finance their economic agendas. Although commodity, notably oil, prices have stabilized and generally been on the rise since 2016, they are projected to remain below pre-2014 levels, and the adjustment of oil-dependent economies to lower oil prices is still incomplete. These economies will continue to experience balance-of-payment pressures and loss of fiscal revenues. The necessary fiscal consolidation to preserve macroeconomic stability will entail further cuts in spending and require larger financing from alternative sources to sustain growth.

Rising public debt limits continued reliance on debt financing

Second, the scope to issue public debt to finance economic development will be more limited. Government debt, which has been an important source of financing, has risen rapidly and is now approaching critical levels in some countries. The average public debt as a percent of GDP rose from 40 percent in 2013 to an estimated 56 percent in 2017, and debt levels now exceed 50 percent in 25 of the 45 sub-Saharan African countries, compared to just 11 in 2013 (Figure 2.3). Debt service ratios have also risen rapidly. The median debt service-to-revenues ratio in the region increased from 5 percent in 2013 to an estimated 10 percent last year; it is particularly high in oil-dependent countries where it likely exceeded 25 percent in 2017. Amid concerns about debt sustainability and other risks, several countries across the continent with sovereign ratings were downgraded over the past year, which puts upward pressures on external financing costs.

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African economies remain vulnerable to tighter monetary policies in advanced economies

Third, the outlook for monetary policy in advanced economies points to continued reduction of policy stimulus. In 2017, the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England joined the Federal Reserve in reducing monetary policy accommodation. This year, the European Central Bank is expected to join its peers. A synchronized reduction of monetary policy accommodation in the advanced economies could push up global interest rates, resulting in a rapid increase in the cost of external financing for African economies. Moreover, an important and worrisome feature of the debt accumulation is the dominance of external debt, particularly that denominated in foreign currency. As monetary policy accommodation is reduced in the advanced economies, it could also contribute to depreciations of local currencies across sub-Saharan Africa against hard currencies and further raise debt ratios and debt servicing costs. A policy priority in 2018 should be to ensure that the debts are sufficiently hedged against both currency and interest rates risks.

the future of overseas development assistance is becoming more uncertain

Finally, the outlook for overseas development assistance, which has been an important source of financing for some countries, is increasingly uncertain. Discontent with globalization and changing political environments are causing governments in some advanced economies to revisit their commitments to development assistance. In some cases, large portions of funds earmarked for development assistance are being reallocated to more immediate humanitarian needs.

it is imperative that africa mobilizes more domestic resources

The challenging external financing environment due to these various factors underscores the imperative for African countries to step up domestic resource mobilization efforts to help finance economic agendas more sustainably.

Most sub-Saharan African countries suffer from perennially low domestic saving rates, which average just 15 percent of GDP—among the lowest in the world. These low saving rates fall significantly short of financing needs. Based on projections in the International Monetary Fund’s World Economic Outlook, the saving rates on the continent will remain around 15 percent over the next five years, while investment rates will average 21 percent of GDP. This trend suggests an external funding gap of 6 percentage points of GDP. In reality, the financing needs gap is even wider because historical experience suggests that countries at this stage of economic development need investment rates close to 30 percent of GDP or higher over a sustained period to achieve economic transformation. At the desired investment rates, the funding gap rises to 15 percent of GDP, which amounts to an annual funding gap of about $275 billion. Filling this large void with external financing alone will entail substantial current account deficits and make the economies prone to balance of payment crises and macroeconomic instability. This conundrum highlights the importance of boosting domestic saving rates. The good news is that, across Africa, the scope for domestic resource mobilization is great.

There is room to boost tax revenues

First, tax revenues are low. This state of affairs reflects not only the region’s prominent informal economy, but also inefficiencies in revenue collection. Average tax revenues (excluding social contributions) stand at about 15 percent in sub-Saharan Africa, compared with 24 percent in OECD countries (Figure 2.4). For several economies, revenues are below 10 percent of GDP. Non-resource tax revenues are particularly low in some resource-intensive economies, suggesting there is scope to mobilize more revenues from the non-resource sectors. For example, in Angola, Chad, and Nigeria, revenues from non-resource sectors are only about 5 percent of GDP. The excess reliance on resource revenues exacerbates the effect of declines in commodity prices on these economies. In contrast, Lesotho, Namibia, Seychelles, South Africa, and Swaziland have been more successful, with revenue collection comparable to or even exceeding the OECD average. The lessons learned from these countries may provide useful guidance to others striving to promote tax revenue mobilization.

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Countries must more efficiently manage natural resources wealth

Second, the continent is endowed with vast amounts of natural resources. Yet, these domestic resources are generally not managed efficiently. The most recent Resource Governance Index indicates that no sub-Saharan African country has a “good” rating in natural resource governance, and only Ghana and Botswana have “satisfactory” ratings (Figure 2.5). All other countries have “weak” or “poor” ratings, and seven of the world’s bottom 10 performers with “failing” governance scores are in Africa, including the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, and Zimbabwe.

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Leaders must heighten efforts to combat illicit financial flows

Third, an estimated $50 billion or more per year is lost to illicit capital outflows, roughly equivalent to the net official development assistance flows to the region in 2015. These illicit flows deprive economies of important domestic resources and should be halted (see Figure 2.6). Effectively curtailing them will require great determination from governments and civil societies as well as cooperation of other countries outside of Africa where these funds are invested. The savings pool of the African diaspora, including remittances and diaspora bonds (see Michael Famoroti’s viewpoint in this chapter), could also be important and reliable sources of financing, and governments should explore ways to facilitate the mobilization of these resources.

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Leverage technology to enhance domestic revenue mobilization

Domestic resource mobilization can also be greatly enhanced through continued development of financial sectors to offer more instruments to incentivize private savings and through financial inclusion to reduce informality. Advancement in technology presents opportunities for governments to do so. For example, earlier in the year, Kenya offered the world’s first mobile-only retail bond with a subscription level as low as $30 and a coupon rate of 10 percent (see Chapter 5 for a more in-depth discussion on this new tool). The bond, which was taken up mainly by small savers, allowed the government to tap into a new pool of funds and low-income Kenyans to earn interest on their savings. Technology also provides an opportunity to enhance revenue, modernize and streamline tax collection processes, seal leakages, and boost revenues. In Ethiopia, for example, the adoption of electronic sales register machines since 2008 has led to significant increases in reported sales and tax payments.

In sum, a more difficult external financing environment lies ahead for African countries, precisely at a time when financing needs for economic development—especially to gain traction on the Sustainable Development Goals—are growing. Efforts along all fronts to boost domestic saving rates will go a long way to narrow the funding gap sufficiently for external financing to fill the remaining void without compromising macroeconomic stability. In addition, governments should resort more to innovative financing mechanisms, such as blended finance or public-private partnerships and other risk mitigation mechanisms, to crowd in more private sector investment and help preserve the solvency of public sector balance sheets.

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IMF Calls For Confirmation Of CBN MPC Members

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has urged the Senate to confirm the Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) members of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), as well as the Bank’s deputy governors and non-executive directors who were nominated for the positions by President Muhammadu Buhari since last year.

Recall that the Senate vowed not to confirm nominees of President Muhammadu Buhari until the acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Mr. Ibrahim Magu, is removed from office following his rejection twice by the Senate.

The impasse has rendered it impossible for the CBN to form a quorum of the MPC whose past members had retired at various times last year, and compelled the central bank to postpone the first meeting of the committee last January.

However, IMF in its Article IV Consultation with Nigeria, released by the its executive board on Wednesday, called for a quick resolution as it also emphasised the need for the Nigeria government to pursue growth‑friendly fiscal adjustment, saying it would help frontload non-oil revenue mobilisation and rationalise current expenditure in the country.

According to them, this was necessary in order to reduce Nigeria’s ratio of interest payments to revenue to a more sustainable level and create space for priority social and infrastructure spending.

They commended the progress in implementing the Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP), including the start of a convergence in forex windows, tight monetary policy, improvements in tax administration, and significant strides in improving the business environment and commended the central bank’s tightening bias in 2017, which according to them, should continue until inflation is within the single digit target range.

“The implementation of an automatic fuel price‑setting mechanism, sound cash and debt management, improved transparency in the oil sector, increased monitoring of the fiscal position of state and local governments, and substantially scaled-up social safety nets should support the adjustment,” the IMF stated.

“A few directors urged confirmation of the appointments of the central bank’s board of directors and members of the Monetary Policy Committee.

“Directors commended the recent forex measures and recent efforts to strengthen external buffers to mitigate risks from capital flow reversals.

“They welcomed the authorities’ commitment to unify the exchange rate and urged additional actions to remove the remaining restrictions and multiple exchange rate practices.

“Directors stressed that rising banking sector risks should be contained. They welcomed the central bank’s commitment to help increase capital buffers by stopping dividend payments by weak banks.

“They called for an asset quality review to identify any potential capital needs. They noted that enhanced risk‑based banking supervision, strict enforcement of prudential requirements, and a revamped resolution framework would help contain risks.”

Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard agree on who will win the Champions League

The Champions League trophy is displayed prior to the draw for the round of 16 of the UEFA Champions League football tournament at the UEFA headquarters in Nyon on December 11, 2017. / AFP PHOTO / Fabrice COFFRINI (Photo credit should read FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images)

Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard are all backing Real Madrid to win the Champions League this season.

The Spanish club won the title last year with a 4-1 victory over Juventus in Cardiff and progressed to the quarter-finals on Tuesday after seeing off Paris Saint-Germain. Real’s domestic form has been ordinary this term, with Zinedine Zidane’s side slipping 15 points adrift of Barcelona at the top of the La Liga table. But the team continue to impress in Europe and are destined to defend the Champions League trophy, according to three of the biggest pundits in the game, who were talking to BT Sport

PARIS, FRANCE – MARCH 06: Cristiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid looks on during the UEFA Champions League Round of 16 Second Leg match between Paris Saint-Germain and Real Madrid at Parc des Princes on March 6, 2018 in Paris, France. (Photo by Manuel Queimadelos Alonso/Getty Images)

Rio Ferdinand

‘Real Madrid, simply because of the experience and the Ronaldo factor.’

Steven Gerrard

‘Liverpool have a chance but Real are rightly favourites.’

Frank Lampard

‘I have to agree but it is still very hard to predict.’

Manchester City and Juventus joined Liverpool and Real Madrid in the draw for the next round on Wednesday night as they saw off Basel and Tottenham respectively. Pep Guardiola’s City side, who are 16 points clear in the Premier League, won the first leg 4-0 but suffered a shock defeat at the Etihad despite Gabriel Jesus’ early opener. Speaking after the underwhelming display, Guardiola said: ‘I’m so happy to be in the quarter-finals because it’s quite new for us. ‘Tonight, we forgot to attack in the second half. We have to pass the ball to attack, not pass to pass. We forgot to try to go through and make a moment, runs in behind.

 

‘Some players were tired. When you make changes, your level isn’t the same. Congratulations to Basel. It’s not a problem to concede those two goals.’ Spurs, meanwhile, suffered heartbreak at Wembley as two goals in three minutes saw Italian giants Juventus progress with a 4-3 aggregate win. Mauricio Pochettino felt Tottenham were the better side over the course of the two legs but conceded that ‘two big mistakes’ cost his team a place in the last-eight. ‘In less than three minutes we conceded two goals – two big mistakes – and that is why we are out,’ he said. ‘In both legs we deserved more. I feel proud.

 

‘We played fantastic football until that first goal and we dominated. Of course we are very disappointed but it is part of growing. We will keep going. But we are very disappointed.’ Premier League clubs Manchester United and Chelsea could join Real, Liverpool, Juventus and City in the quarter-final draw next week. Jose Mourinho’s United face Sevilla at Old Trafford, having drawn 0-0 in Spain last month, while Chelsea head to the Nou Camp to take on Barcelona.

Champions League Round of 16 results and fixtures Results

Liverpool through with a 5-0 aggregate win over Porto Real

Madrid through with a 5-2 aggregate win over PSG

Man City through with 5-2 aggregate win over Basel

Juventus through with 4-3 aggregate win over Tottenham

Fixtures

Tuesday 13 March

Manchester United v Sevilla (Agg: 0-0)

Roma v Shakhtar Donetsk (Agg: 1-2)

Wednesday 14 March Besiktas v Bayern Munich (Agg: 0-5)

Barcelona v Chelsea (Agg 1-1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beautiful Onyinye

Episode One
God forbid!” Onyinye exclaimed as she got up from the sofa. “God forbid,” she said again. She had just dreamt that her boyfriend, Adedamola, broke up with her.

Onyinye had the ability to foresee things before they happened through her dreams. Many of her friends had nicknamed her Josephine, the dreamer girl, seeing as she enjoyed telling people what would happen in the future.

However, this time, she was really terrified. It was a really bad dream that she could not afford to let materialize. She was seriously in love with Adedamola and she couldn’t dare to imagine what would happen if he broke up with her. It had been nine months since they started dating and those months had been the best months of her life. Already, she had envisaged their future together; their dream house, children, everything.

Onyinye paced briskly and thoughtfully from corner to corner of her living room before she returned to sit on the same sofa she stood up from. Abruptly, she stood up again, walked toward one of the windows in the living room. She stood by the window for a brief moment before she decided to lift the window blind. Then a cool harmattan night breeze streamed into her living room together with a cacophony of background noises.

Of all the background noises, she chose to concentrate on her neighbour’s lullaby song to soothe her crying baby. She tried to fix her mind’s eye on her neighbour and her cute baby girl, but her mind’s eye was a very stubborn one, it would not stop flashing back the dream. Angrily, she walked out of the living room, but before she did, she turned angry eyes at the sofa as she vowed never to sleep on it again. In her room, she tossed her pillows, pulled out her bed sheet, bent over her bed, looked underneath to search for her mobile phone. She was desperate to speak with him. She knew speaking with him would definitely alleviate her anxiety.

For several minutes, she searched her bedroom for her phone until she realised she left it on that same sofa in the living room. When she found it, she gazed curiously at their picture on her phone’s wallpaper. It was taken two months ago at his parents’ wedding anniversary. At the party, she met his very charming family members and was glad that they liked her despite the rumors that Yoruba parents often do not support their children choosing their spouse from other tribes.

As she dwelt on his parents’ kind gestures towards her, she felt relieved but the thought only lasted for a brief moment as the dream drifted to her mind again. She paced nervously around her room as she dialed his number but couldn’t reach him. Thousands of ugly thoughts started forming in her mind. She tried to alleviate her anxiety by bringing to mind the romantic words he spoke to her a few hours ago when they chatted on the phone.

After she dropped her phone, she went back to bed but she couldn’t sleep. She spent the night thinking of what she would do to prevent the dream from happening. That night, she made a decision that she would smile and respond gently rather than argue with Adedamola. He loved arguing. She had told him several times that he could have been an impeccable lawyer.

Seventeen hours, twenty minutes and fifty-five seconds after her dream, Adedamola was standing in the doorway after Onyinye answered the door. She gawped as she looked him up and down. Oh no! He looked exactly the way he appeared in her dream. He was wearing a blue and white striped Polo Assn shirt on a blue jean trouser. His tightly shaved head, his posture and demeanor were exactly like how she saw him in her dream. Not even an iota of difference.

“Onyinye! What?” He asked, stepping into the living room. When he looked back, he was surprised to find Onyinye at the doorway, still holding the door. “Onyinye!” Adedamola shouted, interrupting Onyinye’s thought.”

“Good morning,” she said, still looking taken aback.

“It is afternoon,” he said, walking into the living room. He walked back to the doorway, grabbed the door and shut it gently. He held her hand as they walked together into the living room. When he was about to sit on the same chair just as he did in her dreamshe quickly led him to another chair. “Onyinye, what is wrong with you? Do you realize that you are acting weird?”

“I know.” She laughed. Quickly, she changed the subject matter to wipe away the curiosity painted on his face. When she mentioned the idea of fixing his lunch, he quickly showed his disapproval and suggested they have their lunch at a restaurant close by.

“Why?” her voice was loud, almost like a woof.

“What?”

“Why would you not want to eat here?” her eyes popped wide as she asked.

“Umm, I just want us to go out…it’s been long we did that. Do you have a problem with that?”

“No! It is fine. It is fine. Fine.”

She walked into her room thinking of the dream, trying hard to figure out if they had lunch in her house or a restaurant. But she couldn’t just remember that part. Maybe she never asked him about lunch in her dream. Maybe the dream was just irrelevant. She tried to talk herself not to believe in her dream. Yet, she selected the clothes that didn’t look familiar to the one she wore in her dream. Back in the sitting room, she caught him staring into space. Fear gripped her heart when she remembered she saw him do that in her dream but she chose not to dwell on it. She slid her hands under his and wrapped them around his back. “I love you,” she whispered into his ears, pushing her troubled thoughts to the back of her mind. He smiled before he said, “I love you too.” ‘Not more,’ Onyinye said to herself.

They left the house with their hands entwined. While they walked quietly, she wished she could read his mind. He looked like he had numerous thoughts crowding his mind. He stared briefly at her before he opened the door of his car for her and until he shut the door he didn’t move his gaze from her face.

At the restaurant they had their favorite meal, eba and vegetable soup, in silence, which was very unusual for them. The sound of people talking and laughing in the background made the silence awful to Onyinye. Beside them were two lovebirds, holding hands as they talked and chuckled. Their amusing voices made her very conscious of the heavy silence between her and Adedamola. Several times, she looked up to him, but he seemed to be oblivious to his environment. His head was bowed before his food like he was not aware of the two lovebirds’ peal of cheerful laughter or her nosy eyes on him. She watched him edgily as he swallowed each morsel of eba slowly.

“What is wrong?” he asked when their eyes met, breaking the silence that had weighed on her.

“Finally, he speaks!” she retorted, holding his stares “You have been quiet. Too quiet,” she added to buttress her point.

“Onyinye, what do you want me to say?” He laughed.

“But you are not always this quiet.”

After they finished their meal and had their table cleared, they sat in silence for a full minute until it was ruined by Adedamola. “Onyinye,” he said softly, and then paused for a while before he continued. “You really mean a lot to me.” He grabbed one of her hands as he spoke. This gesture made Onyinye nervous. She had seen in movies how guys act eccentric when about to propose to their girlfriends. He was starting to behave like one of them. As she thought further, she was relieved from her initial fears and filled with hope.

Once Adedamola dipped one of his hands into his pocket, her heart lurched. She knew she would scream so loud once he pulled out an engagement ring from his pocket. The moment she had waited so long for had finally come, she thought. However, his right hand emerged with a candy. “Oh sweet!” Onyinye heard her voice. She had not felt the word coming out of her mouth. When her eyes met his, she tried to wear a smile, but she was not so much of a good actress, so she had a lopsided grin on her face. When he asked if she wanted some, she shook her head dolefully and then he put the unwrapped candy into his mouth.
“Dear,” he said and her heart began to race again. “I will be away for a while.”

Instantly, Onyinye became as cold as a dog’s nose.

“I’m leaving the country this month for the United States.”

“Alright.” She didn’t believe she had said that. Alright to what?

“I don’t understand.” Finally, she spoke the right words.

“For how long?” She asked.

“Maybe…..two or…more than two years. Honestly……I don’t know.”

She drew a few shaky breaths to calm herself. “So what about us?” She could hear her voice trembling.

“That is the reason we are having this conversation,” he replied.

“Okay,” she said, even though “okay” wasn’t the appropriate word at that moment.

The silence between them was heavy and brooding. It was ruined several times by Onye’s long sighs. Adedamola placed his hands lightly on her shoulders but his hands didn’t calm her tensed nerves.

“What about us?” She asked again, still in shock.

“I am tired of this countryyyyyyyyyy” he drawled. “I want the freedom to pursue my music career without distractions. My dad wants me to join the family business after NYSC, but I am not interested. The only way I can abscond from this misfortune is by leaving this vicinity. I could pursue my music career easily in the States without any distraction. I don’t mean you would distract me, but I just want to focus on my music career. You know…..I also don’t want to be selfish because I know you have your own career path laid out for you here in Nigeria. I just think maybe we should go…

“Please, don’t break up with me!” She shouted. Adedamola was forced to swallow the rest of his words

“Just calm down,” he implored. After he had the courage to speak, he continued. “I am-” his voice trailed off. “But-”

“But what?” Tears welled up in her eyes.

To be continued……………………

Mariam Adeleke

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